Blue Jam 4

[Rant In ((E)) Minor]

Checking for Breast Cancer and Committing Sexual Assault by Invitation

[FX WASHING UP] [FX DOOR BELL] [FX DOOR OPENS]

Man: Oh, hello!

Woman: Hi, um sorry to bother you.

Man: No, that's fine.

Woman: Um, I've just moved in across the landing?

Man: Yeah, I know, we, er, met on the stairs.

Woman: Oh, yeah!

Man: Yeah!

Woman: Sorry! Um, I just wondered if you could help me with something?

Man: Yeah, sure!

Woman: Yeah? It's um, could you come in? It's in my apartment.

Man: OK...[FX MOVING THROUGH TO ANOTHER APARTMENT]...Yeah. It's a nightmare moving, isn't it?

Woman: Yeah. It's chaos. Sorry! You'll see!

Man: Don't worry! I'm used to it!

[FX FRONT DOOR OPENS]

Woman: It's through here. Right, um, I'm sorry, but could you come here?

Man: Um, here?

Woman: Yeah! See, I've got umm, I've just found umm...

Man: Mmmm?

Woman: I mean, the reason I came over is because I've found a lump in my breast.

Man: Oh!

Woman: The left one. I got very worried.

Man: Well, yes. Err

Woman: I just wondered if you could feel, see if you can feel anything in it?

Man: Um, well! Err...

Woman: Just through my sweater?

Man: Yeah, I suppose I could.

Woman: Thanks.

Man: Umm, right umm.

Woman: You know I'll have to slap you?

Man: Slap me?

Woman: For feeling my breast.

Man: Oh!

Woman: I couldn't let you just touch it, could I?

Man: Ooh, I, er, I suppose not!

Woman: You sure?

Man: Yes! Err...

Woman: Just here

Man: Right. Just here? Right, there?

[WOMAN MOANS IN PLEASURE THEN SLAPS MAN]

Woman: Was there umm, anything there?

Man: That was er, that was quite a whack!

Woman: Do you need to, um, feel me again?

Man: Umm, well I, I...

Woman: Maybe you'd be more certain if you felt it without any fabric in the way.

Man: Ummm, well, yes.

Woman: Thank you.

Man: That's all right!

Woman: I'll have to use my fist this time.

Man: Fists?

Woman: Well, you won't be able to avoid the nipple, and that's quite improper.

Man: Mmmmm, ok.

Woman: Feel me, here?

[FX WOMAN MOANS IN PLEASURE THEN PUNCHES MAN VIOLENTLY]

Man: Right, umm, there. Is that, is that, is that...Arrrggghhh!

Woman: Are you ok?

Man: I think so!

Woman: Was there anything there?

Man: I, er, I don't think there was, actually.

Woman: Do you think you'd better feel it again with your mouth?

Man: Mmmmm....

Woman: Firmly, making it hard, if you have to?

Man: I could, yeah!

Woman: Oh, thank you, you're so kind!

Man: Well, don't worry!

Woman: I will have to report you to the police.

Man: Really?

Woman: Well, it's pretty much an assault.

Man: Ummm...

Woman: When I'm this worried, I have to put my hand down my pants, do you mind?

Man: Um, no!

[WOMAN MOANS IN PLEASURE]

Woman: Shall I call the police, then?

Man: Yeah!

[WOMAN CONTINUES TO MOAN]

Yes, police please! You know, when I'm this upset, sometimes I just have to fuck someone I've never met before!

[MAN GROANS]

Woman: Hello! I've just been assaulted! Umm, forty-one Montague Mansions. Er, Izzy Lock. Um, yes, yes I know him, he lives in number forty! Please
hurry, yes! Right, thankyou!

[FX TELEPHONE RECEIVER IS REPLACED]

Oh dear, you're going to have to go immediately!

Man: But don't you need me to feel your breast?

Woman: They've got a car on the corner of the block! I'm really sorry, I didn't know they'd be so close by!

Man: Please?

Woman: Alright then, just five seconds.

Man: Yeah, yes, yes!

[WOMAN MOANS IN PLEASURE]

OK. Can you feel anything? Anything there?

[WOMAN PUNCHES MAN VIOLENTLY]

Man: What did you do that for?

Woman: That was six seconds. You'd better go now. Thanks for your help. Very kind, bye!

[MAN CRAWLS OUT IN GREAT PAIN AND WOMAN MOANS IN PLEASURE]

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Times New Roman">quote:</font><HR>Yes, police please! You know, when I'm this upset, sometimes I just have to fuck someone I've never met before!

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heheehehe heeee!! {no comment}

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....is this brittish humor???